Men are simple creatures. We have simple needs. We live by simple principles.
1) Do not insult a man’s work. A man’s work is his personal footprint in history; his achievement in life. It puts a roof over his head and provides for his family.
2) Do not mess with a man’s woman. She’s his love, his life, the mother of his children and the person he takes orders from.
3) Do not take away a man’s whisky. Because after putting up with the work and the wife day in and day out, a man, any man, if there’s any justice in this world, on any given day, deserves a drink … or 10.
Nicked (and sort of taken out of context) from the Bangkok Post.